Year 5- I wouldn’t know nuthin’ about that…
There’s a girl at our school who is faking a pregnancy. We’re not exactly sure WHY, but we just know she is. One of our other teachers was told about it by the student about 5 weeks ago…and at this time, the student, according to her own tale was 20 weeks along. That’s 5 months. Now she would be about the 6-61/2 month portion of her term….and, well, she’d be showing, and…well, she is not. You would never mistake her for a pregnant person. Yet, she claims to still be with child.
The other day she came in acting rather unpleasant towards me.
This is not a shock, she’s very unpleasant most of the time.
She was glaring at me…and I didn’t like.
[Captain] Don’t glare at me please.
[Pseudo Prego] I ain’t glarin’ atchoo.
[Captain] Really? It appears to me you are, and I don’t like it…
[Pseudo Prego] I ain’t glarin’….I just don’t feel good….got mornin’ sickness…butchoo wouldn’t know nuthin’ bout that woudl you…
[Captain] go sit down. Stop glaring at me.
This same kid was in the office asking for feminine products 2 weeks ago…which, if I remember anything from 9th grade isn’t something that happens when you’re pregnant. This kid is a liar of great magnitude. I’m hoping we get rid of her before she ends up causing a huge scandal.
We’ve almost reached the 3rd session, and the kids are starting to find their groove…meaning they’re starting to misbehave. I have yet to really get any good stories yet, but I’ve heard the grumbling from them. There’s some new kids here who aren’t exactly meshing well with the others…and I smell a girl fight coming sometime in the next month.
Keep us posted on this one. I’d like to hear how the pregnancy “progresses”.