Year 4- The Captain hears you cry baby, and he’s here…
Here’s my first response. I bet they’ll be happy just to have a response…because let’s face it, when you’re ripping people off…there’s no such thing as a bad try.
Larisa,
I am so sorry to hear about your misfortunes. I would love to share in that much money GO BEARS!!! That would buy me all the nitro burning funny cars I could handle…and I could bass fish until my hearts content….man, how did you EVER pick ME to share in this…I can see why it’s urgent I keep this confidential.
Please tell me more.
Sincerely
Captain (code name)
I figure the more random the better…
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I have hope for much hilarity, provided Larisa responds. Don’t let me down, girl!