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Year 2 Day 119- Nowhere

by admin on March 2nd, 2005

iI’m not going nowhere.i She tells me as she’s getting ready to go out the classroom door.

iJust sit down, and it’s ANYWHERE… you’re not going ANYwhere… you can’t go NOWHERE.i

iWhat? I can go wherever I want… I said, I’m not going nowhere. I’m just looking out the door.i

iActually, you can’t, because technically, nowhere doesn’t exist… anywhere would leave your choices open, to leaving, and arriving at an unknown destination of your choosing… nowhere isn’t a place. You can’t go there. It’s incorrect use of the English language.

iWhatever.i

I like to mess with people, especially people who complain all the time. This girl complains everyday how igayi this place is, and how it wastes her time, how she doesn’t want to be here, etc. etc.

I always tell her. iI didn’t invite you here. If you really don’t want to be here, and all you want to do is complain, stay home… go to another school, seriously, it wouldn’t hurt our feelings.i

I mean, when you complain on days when all you have to do is watch a movie…that’s pathetic…stay home.

It’s Wednesday…2 more days.

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  1. Paco permalink

    I’m going Nowhere this Saturday, and I am going to have a lot of fun! BRT!!!

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