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Daily School Journal Day 16 (AM)

by admin on September 10th, 2003

There are a couple things that I would call undisputable truths about the world.
1) No Shirt + Jeans + Tattoos = a Frightening individual
2) Unless you’re leaving for vacation, the alarm going off in the morning sucks.
3) You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it, or get in it.
4) There are some non-British people with some jacked up teeth.

I was at the grocery store yesterday and saw some of the worst teeth I have ever seen. How do teeth get like that? I swear I thought maybe he’d been raised in a pond by beavers. It was odd. Sad, but odd. It was like I couldn’t get away from them either. Every corner I turned here those teeth were coming right at me. You try and not stare at them, but they have this hypnotizing effect on you. People like that never smile. I only bring it up, because thank God he’s not in my class, I’d be awestruck all day long. They made hillbilly teeth look like major reconstructive surgery.

Well it’s Wednesday and as one teacher put it “hump day”. I never now why they called it hump day. I know, it’s the middle of the week; you’re over the “hump”. Whatever with all the sexual harassment cases going on I think they’d be really cracking down on referring to humping in any way shape or form, let alone designating a day for it.

Anyway, on with the show.

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